ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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LOL…this reminds me of the court proceedings I’ve caught glimpses of in the past few days where they are deciding who should take custody of Anna Nicole Smith’s body!
I just want to know if they are ever going to decide who the heck that kids Dad is! lol. How many men was she sleeping with!!!?
Apparently a whole lot within a few days time frame…either that or these men who are claiming to be the father have no knowledge of basic biology/physiology!